Cubs GM Jed Hoyer has some offseason T-shirt ideas: “Embrace the Hangover” or “Hydrate the Hangover.” Hoyer said he’s glad the World Series champs are having “a blast” on the victory tour (and that includes Theo “Bender” Epstein). And while the Cubs are partying, the rest of the MLB has an eye on 2017. Cardinals GM: “(The Cubs) have a pretty long run ahead right now. So we have our work cut out.” Have no fear, Kyle Schwarber is doing his part: “No more eating late-night McDonald’s. No more late-night Taco Bell. It’s going to be a big process for me.” Not all heroes wear capes. Last night: Anthony Rizzo won his first Gold Glove and Jason Heyward his fourth. Hey hey, nice plays.