We missed out on “Talk like a Pirate” day in September, and yesterday’s Bears pummeling by the Buccaneers provided little to smile about … Fire in the hole! Steve Rosenbloom writes that Jay Cutler needs to walk the plank. Like now. The failure of this Bears organization starts and ends with the quarterback position – the player has failed, the coaching has failed, the GM has failed. Sloppy play in the 36-10 loss has the Bears marooned at 2-7: “Anybody who plays football knows that if you turn the ball over you can’t win,” Alshon Jeffery said. “If you turn the ball over (five) times, the other team is supposed to win. That’s easy.” Aye, David Haugh and Brad Biggs would agree with that assessment. Former matey Chris Conte had a lot of (expletives) to say postgame after returning a Cutler INT for a TD. Yo-ho-ho. And pass the bottle of rum, Jeffery has been suspended four games for violating the NFL’s performance-enhancing drug policy.