Sorry, we should have warned you – that photo is a tad jarring. Dexter Fowler signed a five-year, $82.5 million deal with the Cardinals on Friday. On facing his former team in the season-opener on April 2, Fowler said “it will be weird.” But “I’ll be forever grateful I was a Cub.” When you get your credit card bill, you can blame Fowler’s Game 7 lead-off home run for all those Cubs’ merchandise charges. This won’t come as a shock, but fans have been buying up World Series gear at a record pace. $70 million in sales the day after the Cubs won the title. Like, wow. Not for sale: The Commissioner’s Trophy. But it is going on tour, so check the dates and be the envy of your Instagram friends.